Relieve yourself on the compost heap, its good for the environment!!

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Ron Brind Posts: 19041 Joined: 26th Oct 2003 Location: England	quotePosted at 12:30 on 13th November 2009 Its now being suggested that you should relieve yourself on the compost heap! Its apparently the right thing to do if you want good compost, and environmentally acceptable because it will save water!! Might be alright for the bloke, but can you imagine the female climbing up the side of the composter, maybe via a step ladder? The mind boggles as to who thinks these things up, although I believe the Victorians did the same. That said, they would do it pretty well anywhere in those days, offside rear wheel of the carriage for example, and quite legal at that! And what about the neighbours, what are they going to say when they cop an eyeful? Straight onto the local police, no doubt reporting a sex offender! For anybody interested in listening to this story, its about to be discussed on BBC Radio 2 (The Jeremy Vine Show) FM 89.50 My favourite: Pictures \| Towns \| Attractions
Jason T Posts: 7421 Joined: 14th Apr 2004 Location: UK	quotePosted at 12:36 on 13th November 2009 Ha ha!! can't see to many going along with this one Ron! would be a little cold during the winter too!! reckon you'd have to hold onto it too while it was snowing!! wouldn't want to be slipping into the heap!! My favourite: Pictures \| Towns \| Attractions
Ron Brind Posts: 19041 Joined: 26th Oct 2003 Location: England	quotePosted at 12:41 on 13th November 2009 Can imagine the song 'Blue Moon' being sung? Lol Might need to take a stick with you also!! Edited by: Ron Brind at:13th November 2009 12:42 My favourite: Pictures \| Towns \| Attractions
Krissy Posts: 15430 Joined: 8th Jul 2008 Location: USA	quotePosted at 13:04 on 13th November 2009 Try to convince the neighbors cat to use the compost heap too!!! My favourite: Pictures \| Towns \| Attractions
Ron Brind Posts: 19041 Joined: 26th Oct 2003 Location: England	quotePosted at 13:08 on 13th November 2009 No, thats no good for the environment Krissy. Cat doo carries nasty pathogens as we discussed last week, where have you been? Lol My favourite: Pictures \| Towns \| Attractions
Ron Brind Posts: 19041 Joined: 26th Oct 2003 Location: England	quotePosted at 14:10 on 13th November 2009 Perhaps a pint of urine would be a good Christmas present for your neighbours and friends. It would cost you nothing, be of real benefit to the environment in saving water, create good compost and if your wife/partner wants to know where you've been, you could always say, I've been with the mother in law taking the p**s! Lol My favourite: Pictures \| Towns \| Attractions
Richard Sellers Posts: 4691 Joined: 16th Jul 2008 Location: USA	quotePosted at 14:54 on 13th November 2009 Let us all "Skip to the loo" (outside!) My favourite: Pictures \| Towns \| Attractions
Sue H Posts: 8172 Joined: 29th Jun 2007 Location: USA	quotePosted at 15:03 on 13th November 2009 Well I guess you could relieve yourself into a bucket in the privacy of your own home, and then throw it on the compost. As long as you don't throw the big stuff on there, as that is NOT good compost material. My favourite: Pictures \| Towns \| Attractions
Richard Sellers Posts: 4691 Joined: 16th Jul 2008 Location: USA	quotePosted at 15:04 on 13th November 2009 do tell............ My favourite: Pictures \| Towns \| Attractions
Krissy Posts: 15430 Joined: 8th Jul 2008 Location: USA	quotePosted at 15:07 on 13th November 2009 The big stuff!!!! LOL! Sue!!! LMAO!!! My favourite: Pictures \| Towns \| Attractions