Pun Time

I was just gleaning through some of the old amusing emails I've saved over the years and I came across one that would make an amusing thread.  Post a few of the best (or worst) PUNS you've seen or heard.  Some of these are very clever, and I claim no credit for any of them. 

The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.  He acquired his size from eating too much pi.

She was only a whiskey maker, but her loved her still.

A butcher backed into his meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.

Everyone is trying to make me think this weekend, lol. Here is a small offering to add to the collection! lol

England doesn't have a kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool

A backwards poet writes inverse

A hole was found in the wall of the nudist colony.  The police are looking into it.

Very good, Cathy.  lol

Here are a couple more:

A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption. (ouch) lol

The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

Cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny.

LOL, James.

I had a feeling you'd be very good at this, James. 

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

I'll bet if you googled them, you could find more to post, Cathy.  I think the only way I'd ever be able to come up with an original would be if I made some kind of a typo or Freudian slip. 

A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.