Does anyone have an short "spooky" Holloween story to tell...Joke...receipe?

Ok.........What is bigfoot's favorite pasta?......(Spagh-yeti)

Mad Doctor...I created an monster out of runner bands...IGOR..was it an difficult operation?....Mad Doctor...no..it was an snap!

 Knock Knock...whose there?...Freeze.....Freeze who?...for Freezes an jolly good fellow, even if he is an yeti.

Notes from the insvible man's Diary....

My conscience is clear..and so is the rest of me.

What you don't see is what you get!

I don't care what you think...I'm not an big nothing!

News flash....Dracula is an sucker for an pretty neck!

I'll keep working at it with what I can find...there's about week left to see what is in the closet......smiles weakly*

The mad doctor's should of read..Rubber band...not Runner...oh well, some

days are like that......completely weird...and witchy on the spelling.

I decided having looking over some of my books around here on things that

I can't hold an torch to finding what the English have as to Holloween in the way of haunted castles, bizzare people, werewolf stories and the like...mad murderers at the least.  The adult naugthy jokes were funny but I could never put them on-line without Ron getting after me taking them off and me red faced...and the rest were some what dumb one-liners...as I've already posted somewhat. England must have an lot of dimensional "vortexs" to be so bothered with the past like it is seemingly...with the Ghost action. So I'll give you all an chance...did find some cute poems...but for now...gotta go.....Will check in later on this thread. 

Cute jokes, Shirley.

Cat litter cake is always a Halloween favorite.  You can do a dirt cake too, and maybe make some little gravestone cookies to put on top.  Do you remember those cakes?

If you google "Halloween recipes" there are a bunch of clever ones out there.  

Yes, I do remeber thsoe cakes..though I never made them....they were

popular though....I took an professional Cake decorating class one time and

we practiced the techniques of making our own stencils on cakes...in this case we made the moon and then cut out our bat and used it over the moon

for the stencil...the inside after cutting out the bat....we also made small

pumkins with the frosting to ready us into working with marjpan...unfortuneately the class was canceled by the teacher later on

who had problems getting there to teach the class...but I learned an lot any

way...then in California I got an chance to meet and have an class with

Mr. Wilton..the cake mongel of years ago...and he signed one of my books.

Boy have cakes changed since then!!!   Holloween cake the other night

was automated in several places to look like an skelton driving an Harley

motocycle and the "reaper" was his seat....workmanship on this was just

something else..he won $10,000 for the cake.

Does anyone know exactly how many castle's in England are haunted and

you can see ghostly figures wondering around in them?...just wondering.

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