SILLY NAMES FOR COMMON PRACTISES

Don't know if this one will catch but in another thread on the Photographic theme this clip made me think of a new game on words hence the title

In another forum there is a new craze going on.  Some photographers are now demanding "respect"  Seems that they do not wish to be known as "photographers",  they are now "Image Makers"

The challenge is to create new silly or amusing title for everyday jobs or practises. so come POEsters get your thinking caps on see what we can come up with. I'm sure you won't let me down

I've given this quite a bit of thought Dave but find myself using cockney slang to describe the very things that might happen on a daily basis.

Difficult this one, trust you eh? lol

Media & Communication Dissemination Executive 

(newspaper delivery boy / girl) 

The Villa Gourmet Chef Extraordinaire.....(household cook)...I'm thinking about some...hoep this one does. Probably makes "Plumes in too-too sauce also..... with coconut toasties.

That's the sort of thing we're looking for,let your minds run riot

Refuse Removal Operative     Dustman

We call them garbologists over here, Dave.  lol

But I think their official title is sanitation engineers.