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Sk Lawson Posts: 4014 Joined: 7th Oct 2010 Location: USA | quotePosted at 05:24 on 2nd August 2011 Knock Knock...Who's there?....Norma Lee....Norma Lee who?.....Normal Lee I wouldn''t bother you.... but I really need in! Why did the naughty ninjas get set to the principal's office?.......I haven't an clue.....They were kung-food fighting! Warped Wiseman Wonders....If you cut the tail off a glowworm, will it be "de-lighted"? And finally......What do you do if you break your arm in two places?....I don' t know, but I wouldn't recommend going back to those two places! |
James Prescott Posts: 25952 Joined: 11th Jan 2010 Location: UK | quotePosted at 14:52 on 2nd August 2011 they dont tell jokes now shirley no good comedians or scriptwriters now to teach them --its the same with one of my g/sons all he wants to do is fall asleep on the compost heap i contacted the doctor about it and told me not to worry as he will soon grow out of it.  |
Marjorie Pope Posts: 6710 Joined: 13th Apr 2010 Location: UK | quotePosted at 15:08 on 2nd August 2011 Wife: What are you doing? Husband: Nothing Wife: Nothing??? You've been reading our marriage certificate for the last half an hour. Husband: I'm looking for the expiry date! |
Posts: Joined: 1st Jan 1970 | Teacher asked the little boy at the front of the class what his Daddy did for a living. "Miss, he works in a car factory and makes the light bulbs and toilet rolls" Teacher replies "Thats wrong, they do not make light bulbs and toilet rolls in a car factory" "They must do Miss, thats all he brings home" |
| Sk Lawson Posts: 4014 Joined: 7th Oct 2010 Location: USA | quotePosted at 19:36 on 2nd August 2011 Say those are pretty good jokes your all offering back at me...got me to laughing and then some...esp. James"..kind of took me by surprise on the punch line. How can you get out of a cement room with no doors and no windows with only an mirror and a table?.......don't know?.....Look into the mirror. See what you saw. Get the saw and cut the table in half. Two halves make a whole.. Climb through out through the whole (hole). |
Ron Brind Posts: 19041 Joined: 26th Oct 2003 Location: England | quotePosted at 19:43 on 2nd August 2011 It's how he operates with all women Shirley. Has to take them by surprise because he's just so 'blue eyed' ugly! lol Some funny little ditties though... |
| Marjorie Pope Posts: 6710 Joined: 13th Apr 2010 Location: UK | quotePosted at 19:44 on 2nd August 2011 Nice one Shirley! :-) |
| James Prescott Posts: 25952 Joined: 11th Jan 2010 Location: UK | quotePosted at 21:00 on 2nd August 2011 got an e mail this morning off a bored local housewife 43 who was looking for some hot action ---so i sent her my ironing that will keep her happy for a while.  |
Posts: Joined: 1st Jan 1970 | Every Wednesday I give my shirts to a charity shop. On Monday the next week I buy them back at 10p each, washed & ironed ! |
| James Prescott Posts: 25952 Joined: 11th Jan 2010 Location: UK | quotePosted at 21:19 on 2nd August 2011 that reminds me mick i have a few for the charity shop 3 of which i have not worn. |
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