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Paul Hilton
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quotePosted at 07:34 on 3rd August 2011
A chap complained to his doctor he can't stop covering himself in gold paint.   That's nothing to worry about the doctor told him; you've just got a gilt complex.
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Ruth Gregory
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quotePosted at 21:54 on 5th August 2011

We women are angels.  So you must treat us kindly and delicately.  If you break our wings, we can still fly....

.....on our brooms!

 

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James Prescott
James Prescott
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quotePosted at 21:58 on 5th August 2011
my wife has stood by me for over 40 yrs ---she has no choice we only have one chair.
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