I think I must have 'Wo-Man Syndrome'

yeah but tha diana got it rite. i sures do like a man in suspenders. wot gives a woman somethin tew hold on tew ifin yew knows wot i means. my bobo used tew wears suspenders and he made a rite purty picture in em. but nows he cain't gets em tew stays on cause of his pot belly. theys just sorta slides off tew tha side. it be ok thow cause he never did like tha way the younguns used tew come up an pop em. he'd be walkin around with welt marks all over his belly an back.

ron tha diana don't appreciates yew half as well as yew deserves. why don't yew come to possum holler fer a spell an i's show yew hows a possum holler belle treats a fine man likes yur self. bobo won't minds he be half blind in one eye and cain't see outta tha other. besides he be bout crippled in one leg since it ain't healed from gettin it stuck up a bears back side a few weeks back so he cain't catcha even if he can sees yew. 

I've just looked up Possom Holler on the map, anybody got any idea where that is exactly?

As for Bobo well what a guy he must be, and why would he want to kick a bears backside? Be more to his credit if he kicked that Diana's backside, b....y troublemaker!