Hello everyone, I'm from Redruth.

It's simple, I confided in an email to Andy Edwards that I had suffered with a stomach complaint all last week and that I didn't feel much like doing anything except sitting in a bath of luke warm water to ease my 'ring of fire'. Yes, I have suffered a severe bout of diarrhoea (no not verbal Peter) and would now like to thank the b.....d who has forced me to tell the world about my problem! Thank you Andy Edwards, maybe, just maybe I will be able to return the compliment one day. So now I leave myself wide open to more funny stuff from that Maria (MG) - I think I can imagine it already! As for MG's post at the top of the page, click the link to see what she has done to me, yet again! Thus >>>Though it isn't much fun if they don't get our jokes, Ron, is it ? :-) in her sixth post.

And Ray, you could really cause Jethro (Denzil) some problems, but I suspect you don't realise it!

Andy Edwards really should arrange for the Vicar to marry his parents!!

This conversation is disgusting and is upsetting my delicate constitution. LOL!

Oh, Ron!  Sorry to hear you've been feelin poorly.  Hope you're better today.  But as we say over here,  "Too much information!"    I hope Denzil can straighten out the direction this conversation is going.  It is, after all, his introductory posting.  We're counting on you, Denz!