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Paul Hilton Posts: 2605 Joined: 21st Nov 2004 Location: UK | quotePosted at 11:50 on 11th January 2009 1- A friend of mine gave Queen Elizabeth II driving lessons. 2- A friend of mine's great uncle rode with Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid. 3- A friend of mine invented the world's first telephone answering machine. |
Andy Edwards Posts: 1900 Joined: 14th Mar 2008 Location: UK | quotePosted at 11:54 on 11th January 2009 Morning Paul! Is No.3 the porky? |
| Paul Hilton Posts: 2605 Joined: 21st Nov 2004 Location: UK | quotePosted at 15:57 on 11th January 2009 Morning Andy---yes---3 was the lie. Bell Telephone made the first answering machine; my friend made the first one in the UK a couple of years later. |
Ron Brind Posts: 19041 Joined: 26th Oct 2003 Location: England | quotePosted at 17:43 on 11th January 2009 1. I am the inventor of the worlds first electronic vehicle load monitor which was granted a Patent! 2. I am the inventor of the reversing alarm for towing which was granted a Patent! 3. I am the inventor of the first self cracking boiled egg which was granted a Patent! |
Ray Stear Posts: 1930 Joined: 25th Apr 2008 Location: UK | quotePosted at 17:48 on 11th January 2009 Hi Paul and Andy, I guess some explanation is in order re the toilets at midnight. I was a trainee at Police College,when one evening, unbeknown to me, there was a dance scheduled and they had turned our regular toilets into a 'Ladies' by putting a sign on the door. I waltzed in there, and was standing at the porcelain, when the door opened and two ladies came in. I dived into the nearest cubicle, and stayed there until midnight. People were coming and going all the time.I was eventually able to leave by climbing out of the small window. It was a busy night! |
| Ron Brind Posts: 19041 Joined: 26th Oct 2003 Location: England | quotePosted at 18:04 on 11th January 2009 Yeah?????? |
| Ray Stear Posts: 1930 Joined: 25th Apr 2008 Location: UK | quotePosted at 18:06 on 11th January 2009 Yeah. At least that is what I told the magistrate. lol
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| Ray Stear Posts: 1930 Joined: 25th Apr 2008 Location: UK | quotePosted at 18:12 on 11th January 2009 Ron, I would guess number 3? |
| Ron Brind Posts: 19041 Joined: 26th Oct 2003 Location: England | quotePosted at 18:17 on 11th January 2009 Ray, you are spot on! I am the inventor of those products numbered 1 and 2 and never made a single penny out of them! BTW did you tear your stockings on the way out of the window? |
| Paul Hilton Posts: 2605 Joined: 21st Nov 2004 Location: UK | quotePosted at 18:27 on 11th January 2009 I've heard some excuses in my time, Ray........... Ron---I'd say both 2 and 3 are lies; neither make much sense really. |
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.The only time at the college--that had no ladies?---that anyone was charged with breaking and leaving. Is that how you got your job as Technical Advisor to the Carry On film team?