Funny Expressions

Driving the Porcelain bus............ vomiting into a toilet

Putting the Red steer into the paddock ........burning off the paddock

You got the Rough end of the pineapple...........you got a bad deal

Bangs like a dunny door in storm........ Makes a lot of noise when making love

Her butt be so big, win she walk, it look like two pigs fightin' in a gunny sack.

It be colder than a mother-in-law's luv.

He be uglier than a bucket full o' arm pits.

Built like a brick dunny.......... very strong (usually outside toilets are made of wood)

Give someone a bit of Curry ..... give someone a hard time of it

Mad as a Cut snake ....... someone very upset,

Drink with the flies......... to drink alone

Dunny budgie........... a fly

I heard this one for the first time today and I thought it was pretty funny:

 We're outta here like a herd of turtles!

Is that on purpose???? (said by me at work,and still used regularly)

when someone walks into a room with a horrible outfit or hair or...

oh poor thing,,,,the power must be off at your place. 

Here are a few of my expressions -

As much use as a chocolate fireguard - Totally useless.

As comfortable as a cat in a dog pound - Anxious.

If you had half a brain cell you'd be dangerous - Low intelligence, don't be stupid.

Family allowance - Nether regions.

As hard as 'Old Nick's forhead' - Very stale

I've seen a job advertised in the paper just right for you - 'Test Pilot in a broom factory' - Witch

Bye for now. LOL