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lancashirelove Posts: 1986 Joined: 18th Feb 2009 Location: UK | quotePosted at 19:34 on 9th March 2009 lets all tell a silly joke, keep it reasonably clean lol Heres mine to start with. Mr Mouse wandering through the jungle, comes across an elephant tied to a tree. 'Good morning Mrs Elephant' he says, 'why do you look so glum?' 'Good morning Mr Mouse', she replied, 'you would be glum if you were tied to a tree every day. 'May I help you?', said Mr Mouse. 'How can such a small mouse help a large elephant like me?' she asked. 'Er.., well, I could chew through your ropes', he repied. 'Mmm.. worth a try', said Mrs Elephant. So the mouse chewed through the rope and set her free. 'Thank you so much', said Mrs Elephant, 'if I can ever do anything for you in return I will'. The mouse thought for a while. 'Come to think of it', the mouse replied, 'Ive always wanted to make love to an elephant, and you do owe me a favour'. 'Its a strange request' said Mrs Elephant, but go ahead and do take care'. Mr Mouse scurried up the nearest tree and along the branch, dropping down onto the elephants back. At the sametime a coconut dropped from the tree, hitting the elephant on the top of her head. Ouch! cried Mrs Elephant. 'Sorry', said the mouse, 'am I hurting you? |
Ron Brind Posts: 19041 Joined: 26th Oct 2003 Location: England | quotePosted at 11:05 on 10th March 2009 Yeah, I thought that was funny Michael, and clean enough to post on our family friendly POE but can't think of anything to add just yet. Of all the 'silly jokes' told, you can never remember them when you need to, well not me anyhow! Maybe we shall get something from the members now that it has been bumped to the top again? |
| Bob T Posts: 934 Joined: 8th Jan 2009 Location: USA | quotePosted at 12:13 on 10th March 2009 Hickory-dickory dock... three mice ran up the clock The clock struck one... and the other two escaped unharmed |
| Bob T Posts: 934 Joined: 8th Jan 2009 Location: USA | quotePosted at 13:31 on 10th March 2009 What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A stick |
| Bob T Posts: 934 Joined: 8th Jan 2009 Location: USA | quotePosted at 13:32 on 10th March 2009 What do you call a fly without wings?
A walk |
Krissy Posts: 15430 Joined: 8th Jul 2008 Location: USA | quotePosted at 13:39 on 10th March 2009 What do you call a man with no arms and no legs?
Matt
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| Bob T Posts: 934 Joined: 8th Jan 2009 Location: USA | quotePosted at 14:11 on 10th March 2009 What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pile of leaves? Russell What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the middle of a lake? Bob What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a mailbox? Bill What do you call a woman with only one leg? Eileen If women with big breasts work at Hooters, where do women with one leg work? IHop |
| Krissy Posts: 15430 Joined: 8th Jul 2008 Location: USA | quotePosted at 14:14 on 10th March 2009 LMAO! I love those jokes!! |
Richard Sellers Posts: 4691 Joined: 16th Jul 2008 Location: USA | quotePosted at 16:20 on 10th March 2009  LOL !!! am with Ron on this,,,,cant think!! |
| lancashirelove Posts: 1986 Joined: 18th Feb 2009 Location: UK | quotePosted at 16:32 on 10th March 2009 three men stood on a balcony, having a drink, at an office party in New York. One was American, one was an Englishman the other from 'somewhere else'. The American boasted 'I bet I could jump off here, fly around that block and land back here'. So, true to his word he jumped off the balcony, flew around the block and landed safely back on the balcony. The man from 'somewhere else' said 'Well, if you can so can I'. he jumped off the balcony and fell 20 stories to the street below. The Englishman turned to the American and said 'You can be a right b*****d you can when you've had a drink, Clark!' |
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