Warning to Women

OMG, to funny!  So that is what has happened to me, I've been robbed! Now I have a perfect excuse for all these changes, thank you for the laugh.

Donna

have you girls had a look for them in your local second hand shop? usualy find some stolen items there, and I'm sure I've seen fingers on a clock, even the occasinal face. i've also seen legs on a table, and some chairs with arms, not to mention feet on a tape measure.

I once saw a tonge hanging out of a shoe and a head on a pint of beer. i've seen lots of combes with teeth and bottles with necks. A local farm near to me have a corn-field full of ears and the bottom is falling out of the local market. (Not to mention lots of txxs on my bird-feeder). The local ironmonger stocks needles with 'eyes' and I'll not mention the three xxxxx hanging outside the local 'Pawn-Shop'.

hope you all get your stolen property back soon lol

Oh, Michael, ROfFLMAO!

Michael......... 

That accounts for all the bums hanging around my town centre!