Aunt Miya's Advice Column for the Lovelorn

You're so considerate, Denzil.  I gotta go, luv.  Hope you feel better tomorrow.  XOXO

When I get home tonight, I'll be posting a problem, OK.  It's about that new little Denzil I have and all.

Well Shirl (canna I call yew Shirl?), welcome to yew darlin’.  It be right nice to read yer comment but yew use some high faluten word thar, an ole Aunt Miya ain’t shur she understands ya. But Isa give it a try.  This here gurl what wrote “yes” by relationship was probly a flirtin’ with ya honey.  In my part of the country folks don’t swing thata way (at least not out in public like, unlessen it be with a cow or sheep or somethin’ acceptable like that) but maybes they do where yew is from.  Yew done right not ta hire her, cause yer luv life shouldna be confused with yer workin’ life.

Gee, I think you got it wrong, I think it was the grandmother in the hot purple sllk shorts that was more the flirtin kind, though she explained to me that she was already collecting un-employment and didnt' really want an job, but she had to put in applications everywhere to keep receiving un-employment checks. It didnt' help me to much when I heard the kitchen crew slapping themselves up against their department window, as we went by..taking an look a her...With broad grins from ear to ear.  I didn't hire her either. Somedays I think the slopping the pigs is an easier job to do. I did get an crew together though...eventually. I hired one little gal fresh out of college with an B. A. degree in chemistry, but never had any job expereince, another one that was still in college training to be an teacher, for her it was an summer job, plus I had my regulars, in an retired lady, and Irish war-bride mother of five, and an younger newly wed gal that had an hearing disabilty, and high school students, actually two fo them for weekends. I supervised an laundry in an nursing facitlity...doctor referral only...for about 10 years. Then I had my "little coot" so as to say.  I could of used you through the years at times.