Weird Expressions

Ruth, there is nothing scrumpy about it, it looks and tastes like the washing up water, and I am not kidding, but somehow it has you falling about like a demented animal after a few pints! Designer beer, designed to get you p....d very quickly indeed!!

Mrs. Tregallion pours me some scrumpy every night but I never get pasted and it tastes lovely Ron

Hate to say it guys, but Guinness rules!

Knowing Ron is probably means something else Ruth, but I cant type it on here

I think I know, too, Lyn, but I could never figure out out why its used to mean plowed.  The word means something totally different here.

Angry Ruth thats what Mrs. Tregallion says and she knows a lot she watches all those America films and so does Kevin and Goldie

Which one, Denz?  You don't mind if I call you Denz, do you?  I know Mrs. T doesn't like to be called by her first name.  I have a friend named Winifred, but she goes by Winnie.

Mrs. Tregallion use to call me Denz years ago and now in the middle of the night she calls me Paul but I dont know why Ruth