Jokes

Peter!   That's a horrible thing to say! LOL!

oops that didt work lol try again

Little Jonny's teacher asked 'what is the  chemical formula for water?'

Little Jonny replied 'HIJKLMNO'!!

The teacher, puzzled asked 'What are you talking about?'

Little Jonny replied 'yesterday you said it was H to O!'

A Californian man was deep in prayer, all of a sudden he said out loud  'Lord grant me one wish,'The sky clouded over his head and in a booming voice the Lord said, Because you have always tried to be faithfull to me I will grant you one wish, The man said 'Build a bridge to Hawaii, ' so I can drive over any time I want, The Lord replied, your wish is very materialistic, think of the huge challenges of that kind of undertaking'  the supports would have to reach down to the bottom of the Pacific, think of the amount of concrete and steel it would take! I can do it but I cannot justify your desire for worldly things, please take a little more time and think of another wish. The man thought for a long time and then said, Lord, I wish I could understand women, I want to know how they feel inside, what they are thinking when they give me the silent treatment, why do they always cry, what do they mean when you ask what's wrong and they just say 'nothing',  and how can I make a woman truly happy?,

The Lord replied, "Do you want two or four lanes on that BRIDGE'"

Please Poe delete the first two posts, I never seem to do it correct, Sorry, I wish I could do it myself to save you the work.

Good one Peggy! LOL!

Trouble is Diana, the truth always hurts.

Peggy, if God dont know, what chance do we mortals stand? I found the best way is, just give her the credit card. May not buy her love, but does buy peace and quiet. He he.