Embarrassing Moments and Stories

Awww yeah, dodgy story that Pete, how many girls were around ???

 Btw. mate don't go back any younger on your avatar, you'll disappear.

When I was a young bloke my mum and dad had taken the other kids on hollidy and left me and my mate Paul looking after the house.

I was taking a bath and Paul had been scratching on the window and making noises like a cat. I was yelling at him to P-off and such as mates do.

I had got out of the bath and dried myself, when there was a knocking at the back door. I drapped the towel around my waist and ran and opened the door to give Paul a flick with the wet  towel and bumped headlong into the woman from across the road who had come to borrow a pint of milk. She got such a shock that she ran off screaming blue murder.

Luckily Sue, nobody took a photo. Or if they did, I never saw it.

When you see rugby on TV, if something like that happens, all the players gether round to hide the poor guy. When it happened to me they just fell about laughing.

LOL Peter!

Come on everyone else - stop being shy - Peter has revealed all.....!

My number two story - I was at a school residential visit when I was 14 and we had been working on pieces of art all week. We had to display them on stands which were on tables and then we sat beneath them. The teacher went around the room describing each persons work and when he came to me he said "This is a smashing piece of work" and of course just at that very moment it was smashing - straight off the stand and on to my head!

My second one happened again while I was on a birding trip with the guys. 

We had started early, while it was still cold, but the day warmed up so I decided to take my anorack off. We were in a car park all stood around deciding which trail to take. I was wearing one of my favourite shirts, which had poppers (snaps) instead of buttons. As I took my anorack (jacket type coat with quarter zip) up and over my head, all of the poppers on my shirt exploded open.

Someone made a comment about seeing a couple of birds with a certain name, and I was left again  .

That is funny Sue - you do cause some stirs on this bird watching trips!!

That shirt thing reminds me of an woman's business seminar I went to where the guest speaker said that she purposely likes to  wear low cut V neck blouses so when the guys start looking at her, instead of paying atention to what she says, she can stroll over, put her forehead on thier's, look them in the eye, and say, "Great knockers aren't they!"...we all burst out laughing.