Embarrassing Moments and Stories

So funny Karen, all these storeys are great, I have many, my life is like one embarrassing story, most are just to embarrassing to post on here. I do stupid things without thinking, like being in a crowded pub once I walked into the men’s toilets thinking they were the ladies, thankfully no one was in there, I thought I had got away with it until red faced I walked back out and the entire pub was in uproar, jeering at me and laughing, I decided I didn’t need the loo after all and left.

Moaning about the service I had received in a restaurant to who I thought was another customer but turned out to be the manager, ohhhhhhh the embarrassment.

Getting lost in our local hospital whilst trying to find a certain department, I asked a man who happened to be walking by for directions, he was really rude to me asking if I was blind or couldn’t read as it was clearly sign posted, I had a go back at him and went on my way soon to discover that this man I had been rude back too was in fact the consultant that I was seeing, if only the floor had opened up.

Falling over, I hate it when I trip up, stumble or do a fully blown Wally fall, I once fell flat on my face, not looking where I was going as usual, mind full of rubbish, next thing I knew I was on the floor, got straight up and pretended it hadn’t happened but noticed a bus full of people all laughing at me.

My odd sense of humour is forever getting me in trouble as well, went into the police station where my hubby works, he was on a day off but needed to collect something, he sat me down in a room with several police men and went to another room, on the walls they had loads of photos of persistent offenders, without thinking I asked, how come you have photos of all my family on the walls, they just looked at me like I was an idiot, well, I thought it was funny.