Embarrassing Moments and Stories

I am queen of the embarrassing story - if there is a way to out your foot in it I can and will!

This story actually won me a t-shirt on our local radio station! Many years ago I was going out with a lad who was in a football team. I arranged to pick him up from a match and I parked in a space outside the sports hall. After a few moments I realised that I was looking straight into the changing rooms with all the football team in various states of undress. I decided if I moved they would realise I could see them so I stayed put and buried my head in the A to Z map! Eventually after about half an hour he came to the car but when I tried to start it I realised I'd left the lights on and the battery was flat! Then he looked up and saw the last few players getting dressed and teased me relentlessly about being parked there. To top it all the players had to push my car down the road to get it started so I was a bit red faced - but so were they!!! 

Have you got any embarrassing stories to share, my friends?

LOL!!  Stephanie!!

I'm trying to think here....there were so many....um...

When I was in high school, I was involved in the sign language club.  We would be on stage with the choir and sign the songs they were singing. 

Earlier that week I was riding my horse at home and I fell off and injured my arm.  I could not move it very well...couldn't flex it actually.  I was in a sling for a few days.

At school we had a concert and I had to sign with the rest of the group but the trouble was, we had to get ourselves on stage...from the front.  So while everyone was lifting themselves up, here I am with a bad arm!! I tried my best to get up...hoisting my body up by my arms and I end up smacking my face right on the stage...with my rear in the air...facing the audience!   Of course everyone is laughing as my friend tries to drag me to my feet.   Yes...good times.    

OK, I went to an nice church school for kindergarden, and they had an lovely set of swings out by the school, I was nicely swinging in my new chiffon dress my mother had gotten me and the bell ran, so I jumped out of the swing in mid air, and an part of the hem of the dress caught on the swing "s" hook at the bottom and I just stood there, as my dress with me in it, just unravaled in front of EVERYONE. I was sooo embarassed and the teacher I knew was really struggling to keep from an hearty belly laugh herself just lookin at me.  Needless to say, my mother came to school with an set of different clothes for me. Good thing we wore "petty coats"  back then.

another time I was with my hubby's older sister, up near the Columbia River in one of her Candian friend's fruit orchards, picking wild aparagus along the river bank. I had to go " wee wee" also, So I thought that there was this nice bank of "rocks" nearby I'd creep over there to do my duty. I had just gotten bent down when she came up behind me and grabbed me, and scared the livin day-lights out of me, wet on my socks naturally...and she's saying, "Not here".., it's Spring...the rattlesnakes don't have thier "rattlers" in spring, they could bite you as your bent over...they live amoung the rocks!. So there I go jumping up quick like..while she's "laughing" and I'm there I am..walking the "asparagus trail" shaking my leg from the wet socks, commenting that "alone" would most likely posion them if they tried to bite me,.. I eventually "stuck out" my foot  in the river before heading home. she kept adding to the comments all along this episode until we were just cracking up laughing by the time we got home...on what "could of " happened. Esp with the comment of how snakes like to "nest"....My god, what next. LOL.