Tell me a joke.... Please???

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Pamela Brooke Posts: 93 Joined: 23rd Oct 2008 Location: UK	quotePosted at 15:30 on 29th November 2008 On 28th November 2008 18:39, Catherine England Schleunes wrote: Hi Pam! So sorry that you are not feeling well! There was this man in his home one day. He heard a knock at the door. So he went to answer and there on the porch was a snail. He picked up the snail and threw him as far and as hard as he could! Two years down the road, the same man in the house again heard a knock on the door. He went to answer and there on the porch again was a snail. The snail looked up at him and asked, "What was that all about?" Hope it gave you a good laugh!! That's a good one Cathy!!!! My favourite: Pictures \| Towns \| Attractions
Pamela Brooke Posts: 93 Joined: 23rd Oct 2008 Location: UK	quotePosted at 15:31 on 29th November 2008 On 28th November 2008 18:34, Peter Evans wrote: I found it. Off opic thread, page 7, 9 down. Sounds like a crossword puzzle dont it? Can you work it out from the clues? Have fun. Thanks Peter! I'll check those out!! My favourite: Pictures \| Towns \| Attractions
Pamela Brooke Posts: 93 Joined: 23rd Oct 2008 Location: UK	quotePosted at 15:35 on 29th November 2008 On 28th November 2008 18:34, MariaGrazia wrote: Don't feel miserable, Pamela. Just remember 2 things : one is that " One of the minor pleasures in life is to be slightly ill " and the second "Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died " ;-). Get better soon! Thanks Maria! I'm feeling slightly better today, the fever has worn off now. My favourite: Pictures \| Towns \| Attractions
Pamela Brooke Posts: 93 Joined: 23rd Oct 2008 Location: UK	quotePosted at 15:36 on 29th November 2008 On 29th November 2008 01:34, Shirley K. Lawson wrote: OK Pam,...knock knock....who's theres?....Sarah......Sarah who?...Sarah an docotor in the house? Hop eyour feeling bettre soon...I'm a waiting the Chirstmas Jokes now. Lol!! Thanks Shirley!! My favourite: Pictures \| Towns \| Attractions
Ruth Gregory Posts: 8072 Joined: 25th Jul 2007 Location: USA	quotePosted at 03:46 on 1st December 2008 Hi Pamela: By the time you read this it will be Monday, so I hope you're feeling better. My favourite: Pictures \| Towns \| Attractions
Posts: Joined: 1st Jan 1970	quote \| editPosted at 08:06 on 1st December 2008 Hi Pamela, Sorry, I am useless at jokes but I hope you are feeling better. My favourite: Pictures \| Towns \| Attractions
Andy Edwards Posts: 1900 Joined: 14th Mar 2008 Location: UK	quotePosted at 11:50 on 1st December 2008 Get well soon Pam!! My favourite: Pictures \| Towns \| Attractions
Pamela Brooke Posts: 93 Joined: 23rd Oct 2008 Location: UK	quotePosted at 20:04 on 3rd December 2008 On 1st December 2008 03:46, Ruth Gregory wrote: Hi Pamela: By the time you read this it will be Monday, so I hope you're feeling better. Hi Ruth! I am feeling better now. Have got rid of the fever but not quite shaken the rest off yet.... Went back to work yesterday though as I was bored of watching TV!!! My favourite: Pictures \| Towns \| Attractions
Pamela Brooke Posts: 93 Joined: 23rd Oct 2008 Location: UK	quotePosted at 20:14 on 3rd December 2008 Thanks guys!! I am on the mend now, at least I've got it out of the way for Christmas! Lol!! My favourite: Pictures \| Towns \| Attractions
Steve Willimott Posts: 6 Joined: 10th May 2007 Location: UK	quotePosted at 23:05 on 13th January 2009 Better than a Flu Jab! Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea. As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a cute glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated, of all things, a condom! When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat. the pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist. 'Miss Beatrice', he said, 'I wonder if you would tell me about this?' pointing to the bowl. 'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'isn’t it wonderful?’ ‘I was walking through the Park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease’. ‘Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter.'!! Edited by: Steve Willimott at:13th January 2009 23:07 My favourite: Pictures \| Towns \| Attractions