Tell me a joke.... Please???

Sorry to hear you have the flue and feel miserable Pamela. If you look in the Off topic thread, page 2 fifth up from the bottom of the page, you may find the joke thread just what the doctor ordered.

I hope you get better soon. Just keep tucked up and warm. There is also a blond joke thread in Off Topic thread somewhere.

I found it. Off opic thread, page 7, 9 down. Sounds like a crossword puzzle dont it? Can you work it out from the clues?

Have fun.

Hi Pam! So sorry that you are not feeling well! 

There was this man in his home one day. He heard a knock at the door. So he went to answer and there on the porch was a snail. He picked up the snail and threw him as far and as hard as he could!

Two years down the road, the same man in the house again heard a knock on the door. He went to answer and there on the porch again was a snail. The snail looked up at him and asked, "What was that all about?"

Hope it gave you a good laugh!!  

I'm deleting your last post Cathy, and my previous one as I shouldn't be using Pam's thread for my computer lessons. I'll open a new thread.

Sorry Pamela! 

OK, so Pamela, you have the flu, that is awful. I hope that you take the time to pamper yourself and get yourself feeling tip top again. 

I'm absolutely no good with jokes myself, but there are others on here that are really good, so I hope they all turn up today and help you out.

I did find the jokes thread and am trying to learn how to copy and paste on my husbands MAC, I'll give it a whirl.  http://www.picturesofengland.com/forum/Off-Topic_Chat/1297

It may or may not work. Maybe my blundering about on the computer will give you a laugh at least.

Take good care. 

Well I guess the copy and paste didn't work right. Oh well, we live and learn. 

Lol!! That's a good one!!!!!