Good day 13...

Hello everyone..got just tons of things done around the house yesterday as Anthony came over to watch the kids for Sarah...while she was off and about for the day. Good thing... my grandson is home today...stomach problems again...it would amaze me if all three of them could spend one week in school.  We have an wind storm going on outside right now, knocked a tree into an 9 unit apartment house last night...tis the season as they say. Winter. But to brighten your day here's some car jokes....

What kind of an truck is always an "he"?

(an mail truck)

What was the vampire doing on the highway?

(looking for an main artery)

For our Jason.....What's green and rides in an automobile?

( A pear-medic)

What did the martian say to the gas pump?

(Get your finger out of your ear and listen to me!"

Last one people....

What would you have if everyone in the country had an pink car?

(a pink car-nation)...get it flower...carnation.  Enough..I tried. I best stick to doing up some apples from last fall that I purchased in bulk. Plus I have onions from then also. Think I'll freeze some of them.

LOL, Shirley.  Thanks for the smiles.

What kind of car did the Apostles have?

Very good ladies, but how come niether of you have revived the jokes thread? I'll start a new thread calling it 'One liners' and look forward to the usual comedians, but hey don't forget keep it clean. Remember this is a family friendly website and forum.

BTW hello to all...

Hi Ron!

Hey Jason.