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Ruth Gregory Posts: 8072 Joined: 25th Jul 2007 Location: USA | quotePosted at 03:52 on 6th October 2008 A man was in his front yard when his attractive blonde neighbor across the street came out of her house, opened the mailbox, said, "s***" and went back into the house. A few minutes later she came out, opened the mailbox, said "d***" and went back into the house. This went on for some time - she would come out every few minutes, open the mailbox, swear and then go back inside. Finally the man went over to her and said, "Is everything allright?" "NOOO!" says she. My stupid computer keeps saying "You've got mail."
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Wolf Posts: 3423 Joined: 9th Jul 2008 Location: Australia | quotePosted at 03:58 on 6th October 2008 |
| Ruth Gregory Posts: 8072 Joined: 25th Jul 2007 Location: USA | quotePosted at 04:04 on 6th October 2008 ROFL, Wolf!!
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| Wolf Posts: 3423 Joined: 9th Jul 2008 Location: Australia | quotePosted at 04:24 on 6th October 2008 A blonde woman is walking down the street, with her blouse open. A cop is approaching from about a block away, thinking, "Boy, my eyes must be going, it looks like that woman's right breast is hanging out." As he gets closer it becomes apparent that her breast is hanging out. When he gets face to face with her he says, "Ma'am, are you aware I could cite you for indecent exposure?" She says, "Why, officer?" "Well, your breast is hanging out." She looks down and says "OMIGOD, I left the baby on the bus!" |
Alan Marron Posts: 726 Joined: 14th Jul 2008 Location: UK | quotePosted at 15:58 on 6th October 2008 Even the ones I've heard before have me ROFL. I reckon it's the way you tell 'em, mate! |
Peter Evans Posts: 3863 Joined: 20th Aug 2006 Location: UK | quotePosted at 11:55 on 7th October 2008 Great jokes. Very funny. Lol |
Karen Pugh Posts: 858 Joined: 21st Dec 2006 Location: UK | quotePosted at 13:31 on 7th October 2008 You are the big bad Wolf, Wolfie |
Sarah  Posts: 1311 Joined: 26th Oct 2003 Location: England | quotePosted at 11:20 on 6th August 2009 A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town in Tasmania . With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting: 'I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the colour of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's men like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community, and from reaching our full potential as people. Because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general... and all in the name of humour!' The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells: 'You stay out of this mate! I'm talking to that little guy on your lap!' |
Diana Sinclair Posts: 10119 Joined: 3rd Apr 2008 Location: USA | quotePosted at 13:25 on 6th August 2009 ROFL!!! Good one, Sarah. It's good to see you again, btw. Hope all is well with your family.  |
| Sarah Posts: 1311 Joined: 26th Oct 2003 Location: England | quotePosted at 13:59 on 6th August 2009 Hey Diana! Good to see you too. We are well thank you, hope you are too? As for the joke, it was emailed to me this morning and I thought it would be fun to share. Personally... I don't know why the blonde didn't address both men at the same time?! |
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