Blond jokes, Or Essex girls.

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Sarah Posts: 1311 Joined: 26th Oct 2003 Location: England	quotePosted at 14:27 on 13th February 2010 LOL Shaun A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!" My favourite: Pictures \| Towns \| Attractions
Ron Brind Posts: 19041 Joined: 26th Oct 2003 Location: England	quotePosted at 10:35 on 20th June 2010 Blonde was having problems with her car. The engine eventually cut out but fortunately it was near a garage. A couple of blokes helped to push it into the repair shop and she was told by the mechanic to come back in an hour or so. When she got back the car was on the forecourt waiting for her. She said to the mechanic what was the problem? He replied, nothing serious, just c..p in the carburetor She looked at him and asked "how often do I have to do that"? My favourite: Pictures \| Towns \| Attractions
Ron Brind Posts: 19041 Joined: 26th Oct 2003 Location: England	quotePosted at 10:53 on 20th June 2010 Doctor was confronted by a 'redhead' who reckoned that no matter where she touched her body it hurt! Don't believe it said the Doc....show me. The girl touched her body in different places and was screaming with pain each time she pressed on her skin. The Doc looked at her and said you are not really a redhead are you? She looked at him and said, Well, no umm, err, no I'm a blonde actually, why? The Doc replied.....you've got a broken finger!! My favourite: Pictures \| Towns \| Attractions
Paul Hilton Posts: 2605 Joined: 21st Nov 2004 Location: UK	quotePosted at 12:09 on 20th June 2010 A girl come home from school and tells her Mum what she'd been doing-----We did the alphabet today and I got to M but the other kids could only get to K. Is it because I'm blonde? Yes, darling her Mum replies; it's because you're blonde. The next day she's back home from school and tells her Mum, Today we did numbers and I could count to 25 but the other kids only got to 15. Is it because I'm blonde? Yes Darling, her Mum replies. The next day she's back home and tells her Mum they had swimming today. Looking down she says, I have two of these but the other girls don't. Is it because I'm blonde? No darling, her Mum replies. It's because you're 24 . My favourite: Pictures \| Towns \| Attractions
Sue H Posts: 8172 Joined: 29th Jun 2007 Location: USA	quotePosted at 13:41 on 20th June 2010 Oh Paul, that's too funny ! My favourite: Pictures \| Towns \| Attractions
Paul Hilton Posts: 2605 Joined: 21st Nov 2004 Location: UK	quotePosted at 14:48 on 23rd June 2010 A blonde goes into a bank in central London and asks to see the loan manager. I’m going on a business trip to the US for 3 weeks and need a £3000 loan , she says. Not familiar with the customer, the manager is a bit hesitant. She says, How about if I leave my Mercedes SLK as collateral? He thinks about it and decides ok and goes to sort her loan out. She gives him the car’s keys and paperwork. Off she goes to Heathrow while the manager goes out to park the car in the bank’s underground car park. Three weeks later the blonde returns and says, I’m back to repay the loan. Tapping away on his keyboard, he says, That’s a total of £3046. She hands over the money while he gives her the car keys back. Bye the way, he says. While you were away we did a check on you and you’re a very wealthy lady. What on earth did you want a £3000 loan for?????? I didn’t she replies-----but where else can I park my car in central London for 3 weeks for £46 ???? My favourite: Pictures \| Towns \| Attractions
James Prescott Posts: 25952 Joined: 11th Jan 2010 Location: UK	quotePosted at 16:45 on 23rd June 2010 i heard that one before paul -------but itwas liverpool. My favourite: Pictures \| Towns \| Attractions
Ron Brind Posts: 19041 Joined: 26th Oct 2003 Location: England	quotePosted at 12:39 on 24th June 2010 Did you hear about the blonde who named her dogs Timex and Rolex? She said they were her watch dogs... My favourite: Pictures \| Towns \| Attractions
James Prescott Posts: 25952 Joined: 11th Jan 2010 Location: UK	quotePosted at 13:10 on 24th June 2010 oh ron you havent been to another party have you My favourite: Pictures \| Towns \| Attractions
cathyml Posts: 23275 Joined: 25th Jan 2010 Location: South Africa	quotePosted at 13:13 on 24th June 2010 And I suppose Rolex was a golden retriever that could find the time she lost!!!! My favourite: Pictures \| Towns \| Attractions