Blond jokes, Or Essex girls.

LOL! Only a blonde could say that Sarah.

Oh, these are cuties, just what I needed, and blonde "jogger" in my nieghborhood took me by surprise yesterday, an said "Hi" to me, I turned around to see who it was an bumped my knee on the pickup truck I was loading, which ended up in an "Plum" sized knot like swelling on my knee,  hubby told me..take it easy today...understand!..in his oh so authoritve way. Smiles*

Wolf is that you..one use to post in here?

Resurrecting this old thread just for Peter because he lives in Essex

I just got this one via email today:

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.  He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:


1.  The bartender is a blond girl with a baseball bat.

 2.  The bouncer is a blond girl.

 3.  I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blond woman with a black belt in karate.

 4.  The woman sitting next to me is blond and a professional weightlifter.

5.  The lady to your right is blond and a professional wrestler.

'Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?'

 The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters: 'No..not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'

Glad you're feeling good, Peter.  xoxo

LOL good one George!

A blonde was driving home after work and got caught in a really bad hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to the repair shop. The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so he decided to have some fun. He told her just to go home and blow into the tail pipe really hard, and all the dents would pop out.

So, the blonde went home, got down on her hands and knees and started blowing into her car's tailpipe. Nothing happened. She blew a little harder, and still nothing happened.

Her roommate, another blonde, came home and said, "What are you doing?" The first blonde told her how the repairman had instructed her to blow into the tailpipe in order to get all the dents to pop out.

Her roommate rolled her eyes and said... "HELLOOOOOOOO ...You gotta roll up the windows!!!