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Susan Wood Posts: 124 Joined: 24th Aug 2008 Location: UK	quotePosted at 16:55 on 29th August 2008 Doctor's differ, patients die! My favourite: Pictures \| Towns \| Attractions
Lorraine Posts: 215 Joined: 6th Apr 2008 Location: UK	quotePosted at 17:12 on 29th August 2008 "Wouldn't work in an iron lung."..........................(idle so and so!!) My favourite: Pictures \| Towns \| Attractions
Alan Marron Posts: 726 Joined: 14th Jul 2008 Location: UK	quotePosted at 17:19 on 29th August 2008 A favourite aunt of mine used to always end her letters to my dad (her brother) 'yours till whelks wear wooly waistcoats', and probably because its so unusual, I've never been able to forget the phrase. When my dad died in 1964, she elected herself to take the news to their younger sister, and came back to report that she had been kept on the doorstep with a terse, 'I know, but I won't be at the funeral'. Her response to tha, when she told us afterwards was 'All you ever get from a pig is a grunt'. My favourite: Pictures \| Towns \| Attractions
Lorraine Posts: 215 Joined: 6th Apr 2008 Location: UK	quotePosted at 17:28 on 29th August 2008 I have been for a walk in Darlington's South Park (which has recently been "reVictorianised" ) today with my friend and her dogs. After walking right round the park, we decided to have coffee and share a scone in the tea rooms. The scone was so freshly made that it fell to pieces when I tried to butter it. My friend said she would have the broken half as all the calories had all fallen out!!!! My favourite: Pictures \| Towns \| Attractions
Sue H Posts: 8172 Joined: 29th Jun 2007 Location: USA	quotePosted at 17:40 on 29th August 2008 On 29th August 2008 17:28, lorraine morrison wrote: we decided to have coffee and share a scone in the tea rooms. Oh my! Fresh scones with strawberry jam and clotted cream . My favourite: Pictures \| Towns \| Attractions
Susan Wood Posts: 124 Joined: 24th Aug 2008 Location: UK	quotePosted at 18:03 on 29th August 2008 Creeeeam???? My favourite: Pictures \| Towns \| Attractions
Susan Wood Posts: 124 Joined: 24th Aug 2008 Location: UK	quotePosted at 18:13 on 29th August 2008 Grandma's favourite: "Here's me head, me a**e is following" (Stand up straight) My favourite: Pictures \| Towns \| Attractions
Diana Sinclair Posts: 10119 Joined: 3rd Apr 2008 Location: USA	quotePosted at 18:41 on 29th August 2008 That’s about as useful as a trap door on a canoe! If you don’t stop I’ll knock you in the head and tell God you died. My favourite: Pictures \| Towns \| Attractions
Sue H Posts: 8172 Joined: 29th Jun 2007 Location: USA	quotePosted at 18:51 on 29th August 2008 If someone asks my age (especially a man) I answer As Old as my tongue and a little but older than my teeth. My favourite: Pictures \| Towns \| Attractions
L Posts: 5656 Joined: 10th Jun 2004 Location: UK	quotePosted at 18:53 on 29th August 2008 I cant think of any yet lol My favourite: Pictures \| Towns \| Attractions