Funny Expressions

Last day of winter today Di, and it does get quite cold here down to 2c   -3c this year. Where I lived in Goulburn (on the farm ) it got below 0 at times.

 BTW we have just shredded another thread......... lol

Yup! LOL!

If it washes off or grows out it don't hurt nothing.

Children should be seen and not heard, and if I hear you, your rear end is going to see me when we get home.

Busy as a one legged bloke in a bum kicking contest.

( you are doing nothing )

Always be honest because you're going to be dead a long time.

(I am not really sure what that means but it always sounded cool to me. LOL!)

Wut? Yew didna see tha ones on tha last page? Yew got a short memory boy?

If yew waller with tha pigs ya gonna git mud on yer face.

Tha boy be saltin' tha calf ta git to tha cow.

Tha gurls been fishin' fer a while. (she be too old ta catch a fella)

Fair crack of the whip!  Miya     = Give me a fair go

Flat out like a lizard drinking = doing something very fast

Handles like a dog on lino =your car or whatever handles very badly

Off like a bucket of prawns in the hot sun = leaving very quickly