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Bruce Kennedy Posts: 34 Joined: 29th Jan 2011 Location: USA	quotePosted at 06:08 on 13th February 2011 Are there any accounts in the house? A major corporation was interviewing for an executive position, within the company. They interviewed three people, a PHD, an MBA and a CPA. They brought in the PHD and asked one question, what is 2+2? The PHD replied, 4. The interviewer said thank you and dismissed the PHD. Next came the MBA, same question, same result. Next came the CPA, once again the question was asked, what is 2+2? The CPA got up, looked around the room, closed the door and pulled down the window shades and replied, "What do you want it to be?" Edited by: Bruce Kennedy at:13th February 2011 06:17 My favourite: Pictures \| Towns \| Attractions
Ron Brind Posts: 19041 Joined: 26th Oct 2003 Location: England	quotePosted at 21:42 on 14th February 2011 James sent a couple of jokes to me which could be re-worded for the site, what say you James? My favourite: Pictures \| Towns \| Attractions
Bob T Posts: 934 Joined: 8th Jan 2009 Location: USA	quotePosted at 19:43 on 15th February 2011 What's the difference between vegetables and boogers? Kids won't eat their vegetables. My favourite: Pictures \| Towns \| Attractions
Bob T Posts: 934 Joined: 8th Jan 2009 Location: USA	quotePosted at 19:49 on 15th February 2011 An Essex girl phoned the airline and asked, "How long will it take to fly from London to Stuttgart?" The operator said, "Just a minute..." The Essex girl said, "Thanks!" and hung up. Edited by: Bob T at:15th February 2011 19:50 My favourite: Pictures \| Towns \| Attractions
Sk Lawson Posts: 4014 Joined: 7th Oct 2010 Location: USA	quotePosted at 21:42 on 15th February 2011 No offense Bob but that's the general way business is conducted these days in some ways....that is provided you can talk to an honest real life person in the process...you know how many billions they waste with artifical helpers..I imagine enought to be out of the "red" by now. My favourite: Pictures \| Towns \| Attractions
James Prescott Posts: 25952 Joined: 11th Jan 2010 Location: UK	quotePosted at 23:11 on 15th February 2011 on a recent holiday in spain i saw a sign that read "english speaking doctors" i thought what a good idea why cant we have em in england. the wife bought me some aftershave to-day it smells like breadcrumbs the birds love it. My favourite: Pictures \| Towns \| Attractions
James Prescott Posts: 25952 Joined: 11th Jan 2010 Location: UK	quotePosted at 23:13 on 15th February 2011 evening cathy. My favourite: Pictures \| Towns \| Attractions
Cathy E. Posts: 8474 Joined: 15th Aug 2008 Location: USA	quotePosted at 23:22 on 15th February 2011 On 15th February 2011 19:43, Bob T wrote: What's the difference between vegetables and boogers? Kids won't eat their vegetables. LOL, that's so true!! My favourite: Pictures \| Towns \| Attractions
Barrie Brown Posts: 4 Joined: 4th Nov 2010 Location: UK	quotePosted at 14:12 on 16th February 2011 Young boy goes up to his dad and asks "Dad, where did I get my brains from?" Dad "You must have got them from your mother because I've still got mine." My favourite: Pictures \| Towns \| Attractions
Krissy Posts: 15430 Joined: 8th Jul 2008 Location: USA	quotePosted at 14:16 on 16th February 2011 pppffttt....that is funny!!! LOL!!! My favourite: Pictures \| Towns \| Attractions