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cathyml Posts: 23275 Joined: 25th Jan 2010 Location: South Africa | quotePosted at 16:48 on 28th February 2011 Here is one that my youngest grand daughter told me today - which she thought very funny! Lady takes her large dog to the vet for its annual vaccinations. The vet lifts the dog to put it on the table and says to the lady "I am going to have to put him down". The lady, holding back her tears says to the vet "But why I didn't think he was ill". The vet replied, "No, because he is heavy"! lol |
James Prescott Posts: 25952 Joined: 11th Jan 2010 Location: UK | quotePosted at 19:36 on 1st March 2011 david cameron has announced this week that it will be a lot harder to claim benefits------all the claim forms will be printed in english.  |
| cathyml Posts: 23275 Joined: 25th Jan 2010 Location: South Africa | quotePosted at 19:39 on 1st March 2011 Sounds as though he has been taking lessons from the Australian Prime Minister! lol |
| James Prescott Posts: 25952 Joined: 11th Jan 2010 Location: UK | quotePosted at 20:16 on 5th March 2011 just got my water bill £270 thats a hell of a bill----oxfam can supply a whole african village for £2 a month i think its time for a change. |
Ruth Gregory Posts: 8072 Joined: 25th Jul 2007 Location: USA | quotePosted at 21:00 on 5th March 2011 Wow, that's high, James. Especially considering that you don't have many droughts there.
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| cathyml Posts: 23275 Joined: 25th Jan 2010 Location: South Africa | quotePosted at 21:04 on 5th March 2011 Not sure you would enjoy the mud hut, one tap/bucket in the well per village and no sanitation, James!! |
| James Prescott Posts: 25952 Joined: 11th Jan 2010 Location: UK | quotePosted at 21:09 on 5th March 2011 one can only dream cath |
| James Prescott Posts: 25952 Joined: 11th Jan 2010 Location: UK | quotePosted at 18:19 on 8th March 2011 i went to the local cemetary to-day to put some flowers on a grave,as i was there i noticed 4 gravediggers walking about with a coffin,three hours later and they are still walking round with it-----i thought to myself these blokes have lost the plot. |
| James Prescott Posts: 25952 Joined: 11th Jan 2010 Location: UK | quotePosted at 22:38 on 9th March 2011 a mate of mine recently admitted to being addicted to brake fluid, when i quizzed him about it he said he could stop anytime. |
| cathyml Posts: 23275 Joined: 25th Jan 2010 Location: South Africa | quotePosted at 06:01 on 10th March 2011 LOL, James. The art of the one line'r. (Tommy Trinder  ?) |
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