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James Prescott
James Prescott
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quotePosted at 18:24 on 18th February 2011
my son has just told us he has split from his cross-eyed girlfriend----he said she was seeing some-one else.Laughing
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cathyml
cathyml
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quotePosted at 18:41 on 18th February 2011
Oh! Double trouble hey James, LOL
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cathyml
cathyml
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quotePosted at 11:40 on 21st February 2011

A skeleton walked into a pub and stolled up to the bar. 

Leaning his elbow against the bar he leaned towards the barman and quietly requested a pint of his best bitter,    and a mop.

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Marjorie Pope
Marjorie Pope
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quotePosted at 16:13 on 21st February 2011
Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.
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Ruth Gregory
Ruth Gregory
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quotePosted at 19:29 on 21st February 2011

LOL, good ones you three!

If pro is the opposite of con, then that makes the opposite of progress, Congress.

 

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Sk Lawson
Sk Lawson
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quotePosted at 19:22 on 24th February 2011
Ok..Confusious say...Man whom Spring on interspring this Sping have off spring next Spring.
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James Prescott
James Prescott
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quotePosted at 21:50 on 24th February 2011
just been down the job centre,i asked the receptionist if they had any jobs going i fancied being an astronaut--she said yes are you willing to travel?
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Marjorie Pope
Marjorie Pope
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quotePosted at 22:13 on 24th February 2011

LOL James.

Definition of a Will.    It's a dead give-away.

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James Prescott
James Prescott
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quotePosted at 22:20 on 24th February 2011
good evening marjorie how are you ---not been on much to-day ive been very busy i think ive done a bit too much.
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Sk Lawson
Sk Lawson
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quotePosted at 18:35 on 27th February 2011

When the Lord was passing out noses, I thought he said Roses... and asked for an big pink one!....... (Thank heavens he didn't listen)

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