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James Prescott Posts: 25952 Joined: 11th Jan 2010 Location: UK | quotePosted at 18:24 on 18th February 2011 my son has just told us he has split from his cross-eyed girlfriend----he said she was seeing some-one else. |
cathyml Posts: 23275 Joined: 25th Jan 2010 Location: South Africa | quotePosted at 18:41 on 18th February 2011 Oh! Double trouble hey James, LOL |
cathyml Posts: 23275 Joined: 25th Jan 2010 Location: South Africa | quotePosted at 11:40 on 21st February 2011 A skeleton walked into a pub and stolled up to the bar. Leaning his elbow against the bar he leaned towards the barman and quietly requested a pint of his best bitter, and a mop. |
Marjorie Pope Posts: 6710 Joined: 13th Apr 2010 Location: UK | quotePosted at 16:13 on 21st February 2011 Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine. |
Ruth Gregory Posts: 8072 Joined: 25th Jul 2007 Location: USA | quotePosted at 19:29 on 21st February 2011 LOL, good ones you three! If pro is the opposite of con, then that makes the opposite of progress, Congress.
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Sk Lawson Posts: 4014 Joined: 7th Oct 2010 Location: USA | quotePosted at 19:22 on 24th February 2011 Ok..Confusious say...Man whom Spring on interspring this Sping have off spring next Spring. |
James Prescott Posts: 25952 Joined: 11th Jan 2010 Location: UK | quotePosted at 21:50 on 24th February 2011 just been down the job centre,i asked the receptionist if they had any jobs going i fancied being an astronaut--she said yes are you willing to travel? |
Marjorie Pope Posts: 6710 Joined: 13th Apr 2010 Location: UK | quotePosted at 22:13 on 24th February 2011 LOL James. Definition of a Will. It's a dead give-away. |
James Prescott Posts: 25952 Joined: 11th Jan 2010 Location: UK | quotePosted at 22:20 on 24th February 2011 good evening marjorie how are you ---not been on much to-day ive been very busy i think ive done a bit too much. |
Sk Lawson Posts: 4014 Joined: 7th Oct 2010 Location: USA | quotePosted at 18:35 on 27th February 2011 When the Lord was passing out noses, I thought he said Roses... and asked for an big pink one!....... (Thank heavens he didn't listen) |