Aunt Miya's Advice Column for the Lovelorn

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Ruth Gregory Posts: 8072 Joined: 25th Jul 2007 Location: USA	quotePosted at 19:03 on 11th July 2008 No, Paul, silly! I meant in England. We don't have any united football teams here! My favourite: Pictures \| Towns \| Attractions
Miya Buttreaks Posts: 348 Joined: 9th Jul 2008 Location: USA	quotePosted at 19:38 on 11th July 2008 On 11th July 2008 18:52, Paul Hilton wrote: Miya--I couldn't help but notice you have quite a large family down there with alsorts of relations. I guess you got them pretty much organised as to who's who, but for all the other relations that live all over the place, is there some sort of data base such as Genes United your kin can refer to as well? Awww shoot naw Paul, don't need no dater base, we got mawmaw Scratchnsniff who knowed everybody who was ever borned in these parts. She leared it from her mama and her mama leared it from her mama and so on. I geese mawmaws lil girl will be taken oer for mawmaw when she takes her dirt nap. My favourite: Pictures \| Towns \| Attractions
Sue H Posts: 8172 Joined: 29th Jun 2007 Location: USA	quotePosted at 19:54 on 11th July 2008 she takes her dirt nap. Now that's a new one for me. I like it! My favourite: Pictures \| Towns \| Attractions
L Posts: 5656 Joined: 10th Jun 2004 Location: UK	quotePosted at 20:59 on 11th July 2008 On 11th July 2008 18:53, Ruth Gregory wrote: Isn't Genes United a football team, Paul? Can't say that i've heard of that being one in England Ruth, and you know how much LOVE that game My favourite: Pictures \| Towns \| Attractions
Paul Hilton Posts: 2605 Joined: 21st Nov 2004 Location: UK	quotePosted at 20:59 on 11th July 2008 Miya- during your times match makin', did you ever concoct any love potions or spells to help attract those of the opposite sex to help them along a bit? My favourite: Pictures \| Towns \| Attractions
L Posts: 5656 Joined: 10th Jun 2004 Location: UK	quotePosted at 21:14 on 11th July 2008 It's all too sloppy for me, who's an old romantic in here? I'm not LOL My favourite: Pictures \| Towns \| Attractions
Andy Edwards Posts: 1900 Joined: 14th Mar 2008 Location: UK	quotePosted at 21:37 on 11th July 2008 I just want to know how I can get my head out of the freezer! My favourite: Pictures \| Towns \| Attractions
Miya Buttreaks Posts: 348 Joined: 9th Jul 2008 Location: USA	quotePosted at 21:42 on 11th July 2008 Paul: Lord yes Paul, I have my own potion passed down ta me by my granny an it has a secret ingrident that makes the first one ta see ya fall in luv with ya. It wurks most of tha time 'cept once I gave it to my cousin Bill-Bill an tha blame fool came outta the house afor I told em to, an ole man Fartters bull saw em an now Bill-Bill can't go nowhere without that luv sick bull tryin' to romance em. My favourite: Pictures \| Towns \| Attractions
Miya Buttreaks Posts: 348 Joined: 9th Jul 2008 Location: USA	quotePosted at 21:55 on 11th July 2008 Andy: Is yur head frozen to the box? Cooter did that once when he was little, stuck his tounge to the pole out side in tha winter time and then couldna git em off. Bobo made em stay thar till Spring. Ya want me to have Bobo cum to ya house with a blow torch an git ya out? Ok y'all, its a time for me to go an slopp the pigs, an then slopp tha kids an all. I'll try to git back to ya ovr the weekend but thar is a butt kicken contest in the valley that Bobo wants to go to so I cain't promise nothin'. Y'all have a good weekend now, ya hear? xoxoxo Aunt Miya My favourite: Pictures \| Towns \| Attractions
Peter Evans Posts: 3863 Joined: 20th Aug 2006 Location: UK	quotePosted at 22:17 on 11th July 2008 On 11th July 2008 19:03, Ruth Gregory wrote: No, Paul, silly! I meant in England. We don't have any united football teams here! Does that mean they are diss-joined then Ruth? My favourite: Pictures \| Towns \| Attractions