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L Posts: 5656 Joined: 10th Jun 2004 Location: UK | quotePosted at 21:23 on 2nd June 2008 Its amazing, you spend all day at work then come onto this forum and haven't a clue whats going on anymore!! LOL |
Paul Hilton Posts: 2605 Joined: 21st Nov 2004 Location: UK | quotePosted at 21:29 on 6th June 2008 I hear a Whitehall transcript of this forum was inadvertently handed to Gordon Brown for Prime Minister's Question Time. When asked by backbencher Ron Brind ( MP for Lewis, Central & South ) what the PM thought of the state of the country today, Mr Brown scanned his papers and had to finally admit, " I haven't a clue what's going on anymore". |
L Posts: 5656 Joined: 10th Jun 2004 Location: UK | quotePosted at 21:52 on 6th June 2008 LOL @ Paul..very good! |
Ron Brind Posts: 19041 Joined: 26th Oct 2003 Location: England | quotePosted at 22:43 on 6th June 2008 Paul, if only you were joking! |
Paul Hilton Posts: 2605 Joined: 21st Nov 2004 Location: UK | quotePosted at 23:27 on 6th June 2008 the OP originally asked what I might like about England? Well, when I've visited the Tower of London, they've always let me out in one piece.Unfortunately, the last time I mailed a post card from there and accidentally stuck the stamp on upsidedown, I was promptly charged with treason. At least the good news is if the axeman misses on the first try, I can put in a compensation claim for industrial injury.The Queens Council had advised me to marry an accountant quick. I said, Why, will it make me live longer? No, but it will feel like it! |
Ruth Gregory Posts: 8072 Joined: 25th Jul 2007 Location: USA | quotePosted at 02:12 on 7th June 2008 LOL, , Paul! |
L Posts: 5656 Joined: 10th Jun 2004 Location: UK | quotePosted at 21:14 on 7th June 2008 On 6th June 2008 23:27, Paul Hilton wrote:
Lucky you didn't tear the stamp in two and decapitate the Queen, which is what i've done more than once in my job, you get beheaded for that! LOL |
Paul Hilton Posts: 2605 Joined: 21st Nov 2004 Location: UK | quotePosted at 23:00 on 7th June 2008 Looks like being a post office worker in King Henry VIII's time could have been considered an extremely high risk occupation, and their anual bonus was simply that they were still safely employed. That's another thing I like about England; over the centuries, some things just never seem to change. |
L Posts: 5656 Joined: 10th Jun 2004 Location: UK | quotePosted at 08:32 on 8th June 2008 On 7th June 2008 23:00, Paul Hilton wrote:
Us post office workers can't even get THAT now LOL |
Peter Evans Posts: 3863 Joined: 20th Aug 2006 Location: UK | quotePosted at 15:35 on 8th June 2008 Go home number 10579834 your time is up. We are all numbers on a computer now, And when the computer hiccups, byeeeeee. It was good when we all had names though wasnt it? |