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L Posts: 5656 Joined: 10th Jun 2004 Location: UK | quotePosted at 20:16 on 8th June 2008 You wait Peter, we will all be electronically tagged with bar codes on our foreheads soon, then have to endure the supermarket 'beep beep' whenever we go anywhere LOL |
Jo Adams Posts: 231 Joined: 23rd Sep 2006 Location: UK | quotePosted at 21:10 on 8th June 2008 If we have passports why shouldn't we be electronically tagged? Cows are electronical tagged and also must have passports. Wonder when was the last time a cow went on a plane. |
Paul Hilton Posts: 2605 Joined: 21st Nov 2004 Location: UK | quotePosted at 21:40 on 8th June 2008 Was it the cow that few over the moon? |
Paul Hilton Posts: 2605 Joined: 21st Nov 2004 Location: UK | quotePosted at 21:43 on 8th June 2008 how about---flew over the moon? My Edit button is still missing--duh! |
Ruth Gregory Posts: 8072 Joined: 25th Jul 2007 Location: USA | quotePosted at 22:20 on 8th June 2008 Hopefully he's fitted with GPS, Paul. |
Paul Hilton Posts: 2605 Joined: 21st Nov 2004 Location: UK | quotePosted at 23:38 on 8th June 2008 He was indeed Ruth; a modified version of it anyway, called BPS ( Bovine Positioning System) the origins of which, date back to the early '60s when the DoD suddenly realised that Rowdy Yates & Co.of Rawhide fame had left Texas for Kansas, but never actually got there, for they kept loosing the cows and wasting time trying to find them. Now today, the modern day rancher has no such problems--they just round them up, and head 'em out, and keep those doggies rollin' all the way to the airport, and none of them get lost, so they don't miss the flight, If one does go astray, a Moos Missile easily deals with it, and the errant cow is soon back on track. |
Ruth Gregory Posts: 8072 Joined: 25th Jul 2007 Location: USA | quotePosted at 23:48 on 8th June 2008 Paul - He he he. I remember Rawhide well! Head 'em up, move 'em out! But I guess the BPS system beats having to tramp around the range with a telelmetry receiver hoping to not pick up any mort signals. The trail boss wouldn't like that one bit. |
Paul Hilton Posts: 2605 Joined: 21st Nov 2004 Location: UK | quotePosted at 00:55 on 9th June 2008 You're quite right Ruth. That would certainly been out of favour with Gil Favor. They were actually headed for Sedalia, Missouri--possibly via Kansas, by which time they were hopelessly lost. But, it did give Mr Eastwood one of his more memorable lines from the era after a stampede and a cow giving him a hard time----- "During all the stampede, I can't recall just how many shots I fired. Was it 5 or was it 6? Make my day, cow!" Back in those days, being bar coded meant you knew the password to get into the Long Branch saloon. Being then tagged meant you were in Miss Kitty's good books. If you were neither, you were sent down to see Festus, who gave you a number---as he wasn't able to spell your name. It's all his fault really, today. |
Ruth Gregory Posts: 8072 Joined: 25th Jul 2007 Location: USA | quotePosted at 06:25 on 9th June 2008 Paul, LOL. You silly goose, you're mixin up yer rawhide with yer gunsmoke. Miss Kitty was from Phoenix, by the way. And my friend who uses the expression, "Finer than frogs hair," he reminds me of Festus 'agen. |
Ruth Gregory Posts: 8072 Joined: 25th Jul 2007 Location: USA | quotePosted at 06:40 on 9th June 2008 Frank - this has become quite the frayed thread. Sorry. |