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quotePosted at 20:16 on 8th June 2008
You wait Peter, we will all be electronically tagged with bar codes on our foreheads soon, then have to endure the supermarket 'beep beep' whenever we go anywhere LOL
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quotePosted at 21:10 on 8th June 2008
If we have passports why shouldn't we be electronically tagged?  Cows are electronical tagged and also must have passports. Smile  Wonder when was the last time a cow went on a plane.
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quotePosted at 21:40 on 8th June 2008
Was it the cow that few over the moon? 
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quotePosted at 21:43 on 8th June 2008
how about---flew over the moon?  My Edit button is still missing--duh!
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quotePosted at 22:20 on 8th June 2008
Hopefully he's fitted with GPS, Paul.  Laughing
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quotePosted at 23:38 on 8th June 2008

He was indeed Ruth; a modified version of it anyway, called BPS ( Bovine Positioning System) the origins of which, date back to the early '60s when the DoD suddenly realised that Rowdy Yates & Co.of Rawhide fame had left Texas for Kansas, but never actually got there, for they kept loosing the cows and wasting time trying to find them. Now today, the modern day rancher has no such problems--they just round them up, and head 'em out, and keep those doggies rollin' all the way to the airport, and none of them get lost, so they don't miss the flight, If one does go astray, a Moos Missile easily deals with it, and the errant cow is soon back on track. 

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Ruth Gregory
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quotePosted at 23:48 on 8th June 2008
Paul - He he he.  Laughing  I remember Rawhide well!  Head 'em up, move 'em out!  But I guess the BPS system beats having to tramp around the range with a telelmetry receiver hoping to not pick up any mort signals.  The trail boss wouldn't like that one bit.
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quotePosted at 00:55 on 9th June 2008

You're quite right Ruth. That would certainly been out of favour with Gil Favor.

They were actually headed for Sedalia, Missouri--possibly via Kansas, by which time they were hopelessly lost. But, it did give Mr Eastwood one of his more memorable lines from the era after a stampede and a cow giving him a hard time-----

"During all the stampede, I can't recall just how many shots I fired. Was it 5 or was it 6?

Make my day, cow!"  Back in those days, being bar coded meant you knew the password to get into the Long Branch saloon. Being then tagged meant you were in Miss Kitty's good books.  If you were neither, you were sent down to see Festus, who gave you a number---as he wasn't able to spell your name. It's all his fault really, today.

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Ruth Gregory
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quotePosted at 06:25 on 9th June 2008

Paul, LOL.  You silly goose, you're mixin up yer rawhide with yer gunsmoke.  Smile

Miss Kitty was from Phoenix, by the way.  And my friend who uses the expression, "Finer than frogs hair," he reminds me of Festus 'agen.

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quotePosted at 06:40 on 9th June 2008
Frank - this has become quite the frayed thread.  Sorry.
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