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Sarah  Posts: 1311 Joined: 26th Oct 2003 Location: England | quotePosted at 10:48 on 10th March 2011 Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off. |
James Prescott Posts: 25952 Joined: 11th Jan 2010 Location: UK | quotePosted at 11:30 on 10th March 2011 a new middle eastern crisis erupted last night as dubai television was refused permission to broadcast the flintstones, a spokesman for the channel said " a claim was made that people in dubai would not understand the humor but we know for a fact that people in abu dhabi do. "  |
| James Prescott Posts: 25952 Joined: 11th Jan 2010 Location: UK | quotePosted at 19:32 on 11th March 2011 two women knocked on my door and asked me what kind of bread i ate,when i said white they gave me a lecture on the benefits of brownbread for 35 minutes----i think they were just hovis witnesses  |
Ron Brind Posts: 19041 Joined: 26th Oct 2003 Location: England | quotePosted at 19:35 on 11th March 2011 Crumbs! lol |
Diana Sinclair Posts: 10119 Joined: 3rd Apr 2008 Location: USA | quotePosted at 20:02 on 11th March 2011 On 10th March 2011 10:48, Sarah wrote:
Lol! I like that one, Sarah. :-) |
Barrie Brown Posts: 4 Joined: 4th Nov 2010 Location: UK | quotePosted at 09:49 on 17th March 2011 Duck waddles into bar and speaks to bartender … Duck Got any bread? BT No Duck Got any bread? BT No!! Duck Got any bread? BT NO!!! and if you ask me again you irritating duck I’ll nail your sodding beak to the bar!!! Duck Got any nails? BT No! Duck Got any bread then? |
Bob T Posts: 934 Joined: 8th Jan 2009 Location: USA | quotePosted at 10:20 on 17th March 2011 The doorbell rings; a little boy of eight answers with a bottle of scotch in one hand, a copy of Mayfair in the other, and a lit cigar in his mouth. The stunned salesman looks dubiously and asks, "Are your parents at home?" The little boy looks at him and replies, "What the hell do YOU think?" Edited by: Bob T at:17th March 2011 10:35 |
| Bob T Posts: 934 Joined: 8th Jan 2009 Location: USA | quotePosted at 10:41 on 17th March 2011 A guy walks into a pub with a frog on his head. The barman asks, "Where'd you get him?" The frog replies, "It all started out as a wart on my butt. |
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